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Raikou - what's it to you?
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[October 08, 2006] |
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My apologies, lovelies. You are some of the most fun people for me to play with, and I'm HIATUSing myself from RP.
I'd love to hear from you all, for chat, or random whatever (I'm leaving organized groups for this, love side stuff, but yes) I'm on AIM at:
Shadhahvar
MSN at:
kage_zuki@hotmail.com
Email at:
ashenpaw@gmail.com
Feel free to add my personal journal (I'll add you back): ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8) shadhahvar
Love you all. ♥
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| Call me funny; |
[September 06, 2006] |
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Check it, bitches. I'm being told I'm not supposed to tell that I'm not here the next few days. Only I am, but I'm not; dig it? Eh, right, like you'd get the drift ---
Try to pretend it matters. &herats; Wait, actually, don't.
[[ OOC: I'm out Thursday-Monday moving. Hope to see me back Monday! I know you want me. Love, all. ]]
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| Three for the kettle |
[September 02, 2006] |
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Ha! Managed to nab the computer for once and so I get to inform you harpies of the last few days of my life like you care and I love that I know you don't. Was training day before last and making headway into sucking more at tree-scaling without hands when Itchy-chan came out to about the same ends and I don't really remember everything but we probably got pissy at each other (safe to assume norms hold) or something - no idea what for. Oh well. Isn't important.
Oh! But he can do back-flips and I am sadly apparently so lacking that if I don't land on my back I don't know what to do. Nor am I a cat which sucks, because they land on their feet. Can't be a turtle, either, 'cause they can't get off their backs. Maybe I fall like a llama. Only they'd die. Whatever. I probably fall like a leaf. Har-de-har-har.
Oh yeah! Yesterday, which is probably today, only not, so if it's tomorrow, when it was today, I mean the day before yesterday, but I haven't slept, so it's really yesterday, even if today is tomorrow now - was at the springs because it's the place to be or whatever and saw a whole bunch of the normal odds and ends and freaks as well as Itchy-chan, his personal masseur or whatever, and some guy who has a big sword. (Though I swear I heard nineteen separate overcompensation jokes on his behalf.) Anyway, Akadou was there too, which I mostly note because he was the only one not wrecking things to be interesting. So I was undisputed (well, Akadou did dispute, but couldn't do anything about it) King of the mountain in the springs on that one awesomely large boulder with the one really ridged side (slid across that at some point - ouch) and then made a bet, which I won, concerning how fun makeshift waterfall rides were. 'Kadou was all, "Hotsprings," but since he's the one who owes me five bucks I'd say I was more the right.
New kid from Suna came in looking really confused, which didn't help when he also lied about swimming (I swear he was - no one who can swim would pussy-foot that much and he was twitchy) but 'Kadou dived off the falls again and the new guy (Gin? Tonic? Can't remember) "insisted" I got before him so I did, in disgust at why people lie about what can get you dead fast.
Oh, wait, may have just had a revelation - carefully ensuring that didn't go through. Better.
Was climbin' back up when certain things I heard prompted me to stay out of sight and then 'Kadou was coming down the rocks anyway and then there was wrestling (something set that off, probably) and I won, only he had an elbow lock on me, so we drew. Next time it won't be a draw.
Was introduced to weird gook produced by K-mama back at the hotsprings, which seems to have done something, only I don't know what, and then today happened and it doesn't matter 'cause I'm sore and ick. Tsugai had us training with chakra control and string manipulation using water a a medium, only I could not get it just concentrated around my finger tips (ever seem fingers glow? Kinda cool, but it wasn't from chakra) but I figured out something maybe like a defribilwhatever that sends electricity through the body to jump-start the heart. I'm prepared for my first heart attack. Go ahead, Spand-ho; Raikou's waiting. Yeah, and then Itchy-chan didn't agree with my hypothetical magnetism stuff but I think you probably could do it (why you'd want to who knows) and maybe you can be hypersensitive to others or something (and never have to sleep?) and then... Something... Had some long argument (beginning to think if we never did something would be horrifically wrong) and Rena was like "fwoosh" from the tree and suddenly there too but not happy about not being in on the super awesome training. Probably. Or something. Though then it was about regrets, which I clearly regret ever bringing up around you two since "Assume" is probably both your middle names and it's weird but I'm still twitchy over that comment you bastard.
So I ran (so far away) only my teamnannies aren't much slower than me and maybe better rested or something no I did not hesitate trying to figure out where the hell I was running to thank you very much and Itchy-chan caught me and wouldn't let me go while Rena renamed us all and he's apparently Sunshine, only I associate sunshine with warmth, and Itchy-chan's more like the itchy feeling you get after being bitten by a misquito. Not my nick-name choice. Whatever, invented some regret to get them to back off (like hell I'm telling either of them, especially after that bastard's comment, which-no-I-can't-remember-but-made-me-angry-anyway-and-bugs-me-even-now-as-a-general-feeling) and then Rena was a dear and helped corroborate my escape after Itchy-chan let me go by falling off the roof onto flowers and making Itchy-chan go "Oh my" down after her and I was off.
And that is my day, yeah, wait, last few days, or whatever. I feel so sore. OH. Oh yeah. Akadou said his mom's lookin' to rent the Attic-place-part-portion so with the money I've got squirreled away (back off Sayuru - you'll never find it anyway) I should be good, and being on the mission-streak (rescuing gardens from weeds, kittens from trees, and small children from belligerent parents) is all in a day's considerably easier and less temperamental work and so I think this is a good deal. Akadou! Got the paperweight bit for you.
( Addendum: Private//Undecodeable )
And wasn't there something I needed to get done? Anyone remembers find me. Don't know how I'll be connected to this bastard called the net-work-thingy for a while.
Don't die without leaving my your worldly possessions. ♥
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| Day One. |
[August 27, 2006] |
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World: 1
Me: 0
Alright, so I have no idea why Ichigo wasn't there (but Flowerbitch was) but anyway. Spandho spent half an hour walking around before pointing out that he did not recognize me. It's not flattering to be called cute. I know very few people so egotistical they enjoy being called attractive. Wait, that's a lie. I know many people who liked to be called attractive. Sayuru.
Anyway. It sucked. Spando finally tells us what we're supposed to do - which started out with running through a field of hidden explosive scrolls - at one point left me Kawarimi no jutsu'ing with Hanamaru (the smug bastard) and stalking Tsugai since Spandho was cheating by taking to the trees (I wanted to do that first).
Then I found a herd of raccoons, or whatever you call nineteen raccoons in one place. Aparrantely some rich nut has a horny raccoon problem, and we were supposed to neuter him - only after Rena neutered one, and Flowerbitch('s snake) ate the neutered one, Tsugai re-read the mission scroll and we were supposed to trip a raccoon. I see this as pointles,s but pulled a shiny coin out to lure myself a raccoon and then pulled on it's leg and... took off on the next part.
I have no idea how Rena found the three supposed "Waterfall" kids first, but when I heard the words "Harry Potter" mentioned I... couldn't control myself. I pinned one of them to the ground (which should have been my first hint something was wrong) after I jumped from the top of the waterfall - wait, that means I walked on the water to get there - da fuck? Anyway. Pinned. And we were supposed to take their wallets. Which, should have been my second clue.
Hanamaru and Rena decimated theirs. Which should have been my third clue, only I was too busy tying my target up.
And Spandho laughs, says they were all not real, and gets kicked in the face by Gai. Which is when I headed back to town, hoping I'd be able to find the Hokage or someone sane and then Spandho and Rena caught up with me and an argument over cake occurred and then we were training. If you call being forced to cart really large portions of trees training. Hanamaru couldn't make his move, and Rena was picking things up with hers... and I couldn't make mine stop once I hit a certain... velocity. Or whatever. Eventually I did - around the time Spandho smacked the two trees he was carrying around into the backs of a long line of people, which domino-effected into a restaurant bursting into flames.
Tsugai was down pulling people out, and then I was, too. Mostly because he was holding up the ceiling and no one else was moving and there was a baby crying and --- well, anyway, pulled the people out, including the baby, which Hanamaru pulled up with his tongue (it can apparently be useful in the good way) and then the Chef commited suicide by throwing himself deeper into the flames screaming something about poisons.
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...Batgai saved us when I activated the toy flashlight I had in my leg-pouch I'd picked off Tsugai earlier in the morning. Rena thinks she gave birth to the kid I pulled out and Hanamaru pulled up, and thinks Hanamaru's the dad. Sound like a happy family. Can they get married and leave now?
I'd had enough of that for then, so I left in a mood in a perfectly reasonable calmness. I did not throw up at any point or time. At all.
Kaison-chan was around later, but seeing as how I slept through the assignments of teams yesterday I couldn't actually... tell him anything, but it was amusing in that pointed way I'm not directly speaking about now am I?
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| Turnabout's Fair Play |
[August 27, 2006] |
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Only I read something called that, and it wasn't about getting revenge. Not that I want revenge. I want love~ Just a different kind~ Billy Joel moments (or Eric Clapton moments) are strange. Anyhow, what was yesterday about, again? Oh - Graduation. Congratulations, Graduates, and I'm one of you, so patting my own back thank you very much, and...
Who felt the fool? I did! I mean, come on. Sayuru-brat took me, Rena, and Tien-shi (Taco, I think Rena calls him) into another room to administer "tests most harsh" or something, and then started rambling about kings and successions and warthogs and preparations and wet backsides (maybe she wanted to swim) before lightning crashes (interesting, since it was clear as day outside) and she asked the most horrifying thing ever.
Our test (Itchy-chan, I'm sure you appreciate it) was to flatter her ass as much as possible.
Say something nice.
...It hurt.
So we all passed (I passed first) and then Rena MacGyver'd a cake out of paperclips and some other things (the man has class, I tell you - he undressed a woman in public using no more than a paperclip, a piece of string, and his shoe) and then Sayuru went all teenager on us and poured alcohol over the remaining cake and then Tien-shi got drunk and violent. So I stepped in front of Sayuru because she was a pansy ass chuunin and blocked a few of whatever Tien-shi was throwing at me and then Sayuru-brat picked me up and used me as a human shield.
The whole time Rena was clinging to the ceiling fan (no idea why, it's not fun, I've done it once or twice myself) but when I did the replacement jutsu with her I had the horrible timing of going when Tien-shi threw shuriken her way - so let go of the fan and landed on top of him (apparently not that fast when drunk).
Either way I took him down (I guess it helped that my weight meant something falling from ceiling height) and was blocking most his blows (got the bruises to prove it) before Rena (wasn't it Rena?) or Sayuru or GOD did what I asked and brought me water... in a bottle. Since that was not as helpful as I wished, I bashed Tien-shi over the head with the bottle, and things normalized.
They were still testing or something in the room when we got back, and Sayuru was telling people she had the hardest test, and yeah, because I had to take on Tien-shi I got to pass twice, so goodbye Academy days, I'm geninfied twice over. (The second time I figures actually means something.) So yes. Still testing, and I was drifting off but awake when one of the guys walked back in in drag... that I'm not sure if I'm getting the clothing from or not.
Anyhow, apparently I slept through team announcements, because the next thing I recall was being on the ground and having Rena, Ichigo, and Tsugai all standing around and feeling something sinking in my stomach (other than breakfast) and after being shoved toward cookies (which I can't eat many of) and subjected to group hugs...
I escaped and then came back to where I live, and I talked to the landlord for a while. Actually, he surprised me - rent's going to stay cheap, though I'm looking elsewhere anyway because... I've been wanting to move for years and now might actually be my chance.
Either way I ended up breaking bank (not really, I didn't break anything) and got my hair hacked off. Amazingly people seem to do this time to time. I got a discount for saying something big had recently happened in my life. I have a feeling the woman assumed someone died, but I never said so, and assumptions are not my issue (unless I am making them).
I'm cool with my team. All I'm saying is if Rena doesn't back off with the marriage proposals, Tsugai doesn't stop denying her perverted nature and calling me cute, then anything overnight is going to be very carefully planned out (for me). Since Itchy-chan is the only one who tries to get me to put my clothes on, which, especially compared to the rest, is a big fat bonus. Like over Christmas, only I never got ones of those, but I could have. Probably.
Anyone else get dragged in for your ID card?
( Mine turned out like shit. )
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| Poor Hat. |
[August 22, 2006] |
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Alright, so a few days ago (I wasn't paying attention) I got into a fight with Hanamaru and Tsugai (better known as Flowerbitch and Spandho) because apparently stealing things from short people is in right now. Okay. Guess what. No. It isn't and I will kick your asses like I did theirs - except they got the tape (which has some mean jutsu on it I swear) and finally I agreed to allowing it to be temporarily borrowed so thw nit-wits could watch it.
Oh, and I pegged Spandho in the family jewels.
Anyhow, I fell asleep when they were watching it at Gai's house. (Dude, not to be mean or anything, but I think Hanamaru has the reverse of shouta-complex or something - he is seriously either trying to piss off Tsugai or he really is crushing on that old dude). I don't know exactly what was on the tape, but Flowerbitch tried to burn it afterward, so they probably snake-bashed or something. Or else it was one of those 3-D interactive things and it refused him or something.
Anyway, getting around to today, which was full of running around town. Apparently Graduation is coming up, and that means something important. It means we'll be promoted to three man cells (see my enthusiasm) with someone at at least chuunin level - I swear I knew people (or of them) with Jounin sensei. Anyway, I just have hopes that I don't have dingleberry Flowerbitch to work with. Whatever a dingleberry it, it probably isn't nice.
So today, today, today was busy and that sucked. In a way, at least, in the early morning. I was up before dawn bothered to roll into the sky. Errands are boring, so I'll quote the highlights. I was right outside the near gates when some girl got bratty and threw a rock at me. Not that the rock hit me (I reserve that right for Hyuuga's) but it clipped my hat, and it was struck right off my head. And the bitch wasn't sorry either, in fact, she starts puffing up like and emu and talking big and tried to take me on. Only I'm fast, she wasn't, and so the most she did was shoot her mouth off. I tripped and fell into a hole but that doesn't matter anyway because I ... don't think it does.
Anyhow, turns out she apparently likes to model herself after her elders, or like the retards in every generation, and declared herself my rival. I think that means I get the special privilege of being annoyed by her forever and ever. And not like Rena-chan makes friends.
Later, when I'd dropped off the stupid documents to whatever his name was, I was coming home when my hat decided to seek liberation and tried planting itself in someone's garden. Of course I noticed when the wind was having more fun with my hair than is legally allowed (says I) so I turned around and landed in the middle of the little plot of growing things and found the bad, dirty cap and put it back in it's place. Then I got called Orphan, which, hey, it's the truth, but it sounds vaguely stalkerish coming from some guy kneeling in the shadows telling you you're on his whatshimicallits. So his name was... was... waaaaass... Shido Shiney? Shinme! Yeah. Robot-Boy. Anyhow, turns out he's like... roughly a year older than me and a Chuunin. I can tell he thinks I'm going to fail horrible on the first mission that doesn't include some fat old man's rooster needing pruning. So how's geninhood (I won't fail the exam out of Academy) going to be different than what I do now? Oh, the conscious killing thing.
I mean, really, people are monsters when they don't think about it. Ever. Monsters to themselves or society or whoever if they never have regrets, and whatever, regrets don't make you weak unless you dwell on 'em. See me dwelling? See my bawling? HA! No. Twerps would never see that 'cause Raikou don't dwell. Over nothing.
Oh, and Robot-chan apparently doesn't hang around people who don't try to kill him often, because he didn't really get handshaking, and then I thought it was a contest... Only... It wasn't... So that was weird.
Ichy-chan's a pervert. Just lettin' you all know.
Rena came over with Ichigo and Tien-shi-Taco because she thought it was her birthday. Only apparently her little snake (which she wouldn't let me hold) made love to the air until figuring out where I was. And then there was a brief discussion over snake castration and Tsugai's during which Ichy-chan proved he was a pervert. Way to go, Twig. You can't win. Rena wanted to do things involving being people and playing games, but I didn't want to get screwed over for having people tear up the residence. It was sort of a bunch on nonaction to the point where Ichy-chan left (fair thee well, Twig) and Rena passed out - and fell on top of me.
Being squashed hurts. I should have seen it coming and run the hell away.
Instead Tien-shi-Taco pulled her off and got her into one of the old plush lobby chairs and as far as I know she's there still. Yep. Just saw her twitch or something. Maybe breathe.
Peace, yo.
PS: Robot-chan! Chuunin-chan, Shido, Shinme, Sasquatch, whatev' - it'll suck to burnout before puberty hits. ♥
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| I liked the log ride. |
[August 15, 2006] |
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Everyone in Konoha hates water. Except me. Or so it seems like.
Okay. People normally have logic for these statements. Mine goes like this: I showed up at the Academy this morning. No, the logic doesn't end there, just stay with me. Anyhow, Iruka-sensei had finally snapped, because he assigned us into teams of upward five members and sent us out on a wild scavenger hunt through, of all things, the apparently constructed overnight Konoha amusement park.
Now our first clue was telling us to get our asses to the log ride. Where there was no line. And then we were to be on alert for whatever the hell these clue cards were - and we all passed this frog at the beginning, and right after the boat thing was pulled to the top of the lame ass strange circle of glide that ride ended up being the frog is coming after us so I'm on the offensive and Takumi flies out of nowhere and tried to play "drown the Raikou" before being so kind as to haul his useless ass off me and complain about being wet.
I chucked the frog at the boat and Kane-san caught the bastard and sealed it in her bag - or at least I think that's what went down 'cause I noticed my camo hat trying to take the long way home via river and not doing so well, so I had to be on retrieval for that. When I dragged myself out of the water Nero (that is his name, right?) didn't agree with the sounds my waterlogged hat produced but T-kyu-tan seemed on the ball in regards to him.
Kane-san gave the frog to me, and I don't know what she was expecting me to do with it, but I stared it down and it coughed up the card, which sent us to the guess-my-age-or-weight booth. That was a laugh. Kane, nee-san, was so kind as to hold my hand while I whined on about wanting the fugly bear with the card pinned to his back. There are advantages to being short and possessed of a degree of voice acting talent.
So after being called 8.5 we got the next card, which led us to the Haunted House, which had a bitchin' long line, and where Nero made me jump by all suddenly appearing behind me. Kid's slick, grant him that. T-kyu-tan wasn't doing so well, but still complained about the more bold methods Takumi-san allowed me to use in... vacating the premises. Plus, while Kane-san was helping me with the whole seeing in darkness bit, T-kyu-tan was the one who gutted the the building. When we dug that card the hell up I sent Takumi into useful mode because I was shit tired of having these kids around doing so little, and he found us a hole. Or rather he lead us somewhere and then I found me a hole, which happened to be the right hole, which was convenient, and I was glad to escape it as soon as possible.
Flowerbitch was down there, apparently having ditched his team (marks off I bet, not that I care) and deciding on a well placed kick to my side. I don't really know what happened at that point as the Nero kid, er, kindly pointed out the exit and I, uh, hauled myself out to where I was more... use...ful. Anyway, then he comes shooting up bawling (or trying not to, same difference) and then Takumi enlisted us to help pull him and T-kyu-tan out of the hole-in-the-ground (did I mention Kane-san had to take off before I met with the fall of fate? No? She did. Lucky) and turned out Hanamaru was letting his snakes out ta play again 'cause one had taken a likin' to T-kyu-tan and then Takumi pulls out some whacked healing shit (why isn't he a genin, again? I fail to believe he's failed so many tests) and even T-kyu-tan knew something like that and then I had to instill common sense into Takumi's head and tell the bitch to carry T-kyu-chan ('cause poison spreads when you move around so much, and walking her to the hospital is romantic, probably, in some twisted fashion, but also stupid to the umpteenth degree) to the hospital while Nero accompnaied (lost track of the lil' dude) and I put a few of the nurses on alert and saw T-kyu-tan recieved and then had to jet.
Later on I got a note saying there would be free food if I showed up at Ichira-whatever and so of course I did. Then as I was getting progressively more bored Flowerbitch shows up and says he's tired of waiting and I was all "WTF" and then Spand-ho appeared and it made sense.
I ate copious amounts of food cooked by Spand-ho's dad, Gai, who Flowerbitch spent the majority of the evening hitting on, and I wanted to hit (Gai, that is) but yeah, living's nice too. Stupid things like ice-cream and The Butterfly Effect (I laughed so hard in that flick; those kids are more screwy than we are) and then Gai got us drunk and I can't remember the rest until I woke up with a foul taste in my mouth and almost nude back on my home pallet. Betting I got myself here. I'm good like that.
Word.
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| I. HATE. BOYS. (AND MEN TOO.) |
[August 12, 2006] |
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Okay, okay, I get it, I get it, we need to cut back on the Academy class size and leaving students out on cannibalistic islands is the quick and dirty way to get rid of us little fuckers, but I don't appreciate that touching thought. Especially when I had to parade around with midgets - oh, forgive me, "little people" - who pulled on my hair and tried to pierce my lower lip with a bone. Yeah. Sorry. Not a fan of this body piercing stuff, especially not with a bit of burnt bone.
I managed to jury-rig myself a raft and spent ... was it yesterday? Probably. All I know is I was polling my way around for what felt like an eternity before I recognized something and got back into town. I had a nice surprise waiting for me! Yeah. A bill. Ew. I hate feeling old.
Anyhow, today started out alright. I tried to pretend Academy was interesting. Then I managed to steal off and was working on that moronic "look the trees support me perpendicularly" (that word rocks) and learning that I cannot do it sans blindfold when Spand-ho comes calling. Apparently he was there longer than I realized because the molesting bitch (you'll see why in a minute) shook my god-damn tree and I landed on his shoulders. It's disturbing how tall some of these kids are. And this bitch is, like, chuunin. And crazy Rena's taller than him. I am so disturbed.
And then it got worse. He spouts off something about looking for me all day, grabs my damn shoulders, dangles me off the ground, is seemingly immune to being kicked in what I thought were sensitive places, and tried to poison me by pressing his lips on mine. How do I know he was trying to poison me? Read his damn journal. Bitch wants me dead. Poison! Fucking chuunin assassin poisoner technician or something!
After I didn't run away screaming "cooties" and "rape" through town I beat his ass up I so did and totally wasn't tweaking out up on Tsunade's stone-forehead.
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I don't even know why, but a bunch of the academy kids were at the rink, and amazingly, I went - I heard "free" and all bets were off. Now, I can skate, and anyone who wants to argue that otherwise can kiss my feet because that is exactly what will be in your face. ♥ Still, I didn't want anyone getting so much as near me and I still managed to be brutally tripped, touched, and had some chick showing off (which I can do too but takes so much effort that doesn't need to go into skating) but she ended up being cool because she told me about pepper spray and mace and so did some of the other girls and then Kane (that was her name) gave me a bottle and I've kept it only me since then except when I did a late night run for the old dude.
And the next piece of bad luck fell on my head. So I had the ice-cream (mocha almond fudge for him tonight, strange old dude) and I'm tired, so I'm walking home for once, and out of nowhere, Flowerbitch drops down and starts like, talking about the weather or the fact it's night or something. He edges closer to me and I pull a kunai on him, only the damn thing dropped (I don't have sweaty hands, just clammy from ice-cream conden...whatever) and he touches my hair and says something like "Your hair is like the moonlight" and I told him that was gayer than gay, so he freaks, says no he isn't, and then he kissed me. And it was ever worse than with Spand-ho. He shoved his fucking tongue down my throat. Do you know. Do you know how scary. That thought is? Have you seen? Where that tongue has been? I feel faint, in that prissy way, and it sucks.
Though there is a bright side. Assassins - 0 :: Raikou - 2. Still alive and kicking it... barely.
And why do men suck? Because they do.
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| What's that word again? |
[August 09, 2006] |
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L.O.L.
So apparently yesterday everyone went to.. a water park? Does that mean chlorine? Yesterday? Or something? I beat up (sorta) Hanamaru. His tongue does some things I have never even heard about. 'Course people don't talk about their tongues much anyway, so it's hardly surprising, but I don't care, I'm just stating for the record - HEY ASSHOLE! You're an asshole. ♥
Anyway I was running around and making bank when the old farts down at the south end of town invited me in for the rounds of victory calls on some deal that went through for salt. I mean come on. Salt. Lick your own fucking arm after you've sweat a little if you need the damn salt - but anyway, there was more alcohol (which I figured a bit late) than I've seen...ever and then there is this big hazy period in which I remember warm water, witchhazel, and the letter Q.
Blah blah blah, tossed my cookies, figured out this better not become some sort of sick habit, got to the store and got myself something SHINY that's mine and all mine and hands off bitches, it's bought in the legalest tender around. Some dumb bitch was hoggin' the road, and apparently he took offense at my telling him to move his spandex-clad ass out of the way 'cause he followed me home and STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING PACKAGE! Course he was covered in shit and red paint so it was funny as hell at the same time but the dick could run and he went DOWN and I had him pinned (ain't nothing selective 'bout that, I was on his chest) tryin' to get back my gear. Kinda get a bit hazy on the details then, possibly for the reason my head hurts, and I think a building or two ain't up to building codes (hah, like they ever were) anymore but it's cool. Not like the dipshit side of Konoha's crying at the ugly.
C--- Got some notice we're on for some crazy training ritual for the Academy students. Since that's me, and most all you other pansies, including that chick T-chan (ever figure out if the I to the Chigo was really the one to take the old laundry and gift y'all with a new wardrobe from the hotsprings the other day?) who ain't half bad, are getting together over at the Academy now for this "Survival Training."
Come on. We're not even genin. Guess you can't start too young.
Oh! Shoutout to teh T-kyu-chan-who: Thanks for the tips and tricks! I just should look into, ah, figuring out how to do it without the blindfold.
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[August 06, 2006] |
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Midnight or whatnot and I hear a knock on the door, and then I was out on the streets with a fist full of coins and instructions on how to best purchase a tub of icecream. Now, ignoring all that he said, I know I'll find something he'll be happy with, right? Right.
Next thing I know I run into Kitari, who tells me she's out because of the thrill, or well, more she said she'd snuck out and all, but big whoop, try sneaking out when no one cares, less cheap thrill in that. Ran into her, literally, then was mildly disturbed by creepy cawing. Aren't birds like crows and parrots... not nocturnal?
Either way, next had the ill luck to cross pathes with Flowerbitch, who probably said something snide before I headed after Kitari toward the loud voices. Big wonder we didn't have stuck up Chuunin riding our ases on public disturbance, but then again, the asshats guarding the gates let something from a cheap horror film in, which proceeded to devour my shoes. And try to chase us down with a whole slew of idiots I don't know were raising hell.
Found out the second flower-boy's name - Nara Arashi. I remember him from somewhere before. After Flowerbitch tried to sacrifice me to the gelatinous creature (and I pulled his ass down after me) Tsugai (must be him, who else?) smashed the thing into globules of goo that coated everything until the cleanup crew came by. Then it started raining, and the Arashi kid lent me his apron, so I switched out of the itchy thing and there was an exchange and then the rain picked up fairly heavily.
I got to the store when it slacked off a bit, caught the fact Rena appeared sleepwalking, body-checked a tree, and then who knows, because I was paying some half-blind old store clerk.
Tired. Weekend means no Academy... Means I sleep in. Thank god.
( Private//Unhackable )
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[August 05, 2006] |
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Ramen was a bust. Ended up back in town after dropping off a letter to the Landlord's buddy at the wire shop and was looking around the weapon's store (Issens or something) when low and behold Kirara (Kitari) walks in after another flower-child and decided to pull a me and tossed a rock at my face. I caught it, and then got a chest-full of her. Then she pulled this purring stuff and it freaked the hell out of me and it got worse.
She hugged me. I shudder even thinking about that. It always looks so nice when the professionals do it. Freakin' couldn't breathe that girl had me in such a way.
Oh, and apaprently we're chill now. I think that's good. 'Least this way if she turns out to be an enemy I'd have followed whatever cliche tells you to keep them close. If I bother.
She jetted, and I ended up being kicked out of the store with this kid whose name I just learned - Kiyoshi. He'd done the half-and-half mix thing with the cat the other day. Anyhow, he's cool, curses a lot, but seems smart. A lot more earthbound then that Rena character, who, damn it all, subjected me to the second hug of the day, in an uncomfortable mash of what I believe she called a "group hug."
This all after we met the current irritant called Ichigo (I think) who was preaching from his soap-box-wall before Rena's delusions on angry old men (who exist everywhere, if you really listen to her) caused him to touch down and join the rest of us mortals on good ol' terra firma.
Rena offered to pay for food, which led to getting lost (like I ever go out to eat anyway) and we four ended up in this themed restaurant where everyone was dressed up like a pirate. They served rum with everything. Kiyoshi, the bitch, stole my warm water, and then I 'accidentally' ordered these fucking snails, and no way was I going to send those bastards back and back down from that challenge, so I swallowed those slimey things and when the new water didn't wash the taste out the rum did.
'Course turns out I can't handle alcohol, nor, really, the snails, but I didn't throw up until later, after the parrot crapped on Kiyoshi (Karma's a bitch, jerk-off) and he got cursed (not that I believe in curses) - okay, hypnotised into meowing whenever he hears a certain something.
Then I bought Rena a bell-choker. Eh, I was drunk, it was funny, and then I threw up. In a bucket I found. And you know that wicked taste? Got rid of it after stripping down to the waist and dunking myself into a barrel of water. Which, consequentially, turned out to be the worst mistake of the night. By the time I got back to the other freaks of nature Rena was rolling around and bawling, Kiyoshi was... Kiyoshi, and Ichigo... Yeah, whatever, they were themselves. Then I got taken out by Rena in her mad rolling, which only sucked because it got me shirt dirty and then my hat (which were still in my hands, since I hadn't wanted them wet) and it jarred the shit out of my leg, which had been itching something fierce for the last hour and started bleeding again I was scratching at it too much.
Long story short(er) Ichigo bitched at me, Kiyoshi took off, Rena man- (or woman-) handled me and I got up close and personal with... Michiru? Ahh, whatever, she had strange like, mauroon hair, and was nice, and healed me, and then commited the cardinal sin of suggesting I do something with my hair.
I mean come on. There is nothing wrong with my hair. I brush it bi-weekly. More often when I remember. It just naturally... is all over.
Anyhow, I threw up at Michiru's, but finally got dry, and then hit International Border Dispute with Sir Ichigo and Fashion Police Michiru over wearing some damn sweater (my shirt had been lost, and damnit, I just got it too) that looked itchy, and actually is, I can tell you, all while I was trying to find my hat (which was found in the couch). The IBD didn't end until Ichigo chased me down and we spun beautiful fairy-tales into the twilight. Bitched and lectured until it came down to put the sweater on, or have it put on.
Now I'm going to hit the hay. Hope the Landlord don't wake up - have to use the computer down in the lobby and he lives right over there. If you could see me pointing, you'd know how close.
Night.
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Hospitals are not friendly. They smell, they're pasty, and they have regulations up the ass on how people are supposed to get out of them. The nurse said my legal guardian needed to sign me out. So I slipped out the window. With my hat, thank you very much.
Speaking of my hat - Hanamaru is going down for what he did. First off, for being a pervert who tries to force his weird "swimming while fully clothed" training fetish on others. Second off, for whipping his snake out and making me bleed. Thirdly, for HURTING MY HAT.
Okay. So today was hot, and I went for a swim, right? And there's no point in going swimming in all your clothes when it's not laundry day, so I didn't. And then this bitch (Hanamaru) shows up on the pool below the waterfall.
'Course, he's pervertedly staring at me and actin' all high and mighty, then pulls some shit about training for colds or something, he didn't talk a whole lot, then walks off smirking. And I knew he was going after my clothes. I don't know why, only he was making such a big deal about that shit a moment before, then that look was on his face and the bitch was out to make life hell.
Now clothes are clothes are clothes are clothes, but a hat, a hat is forever. Or not really, but a hat manages the hair, and then I don't have to cut the hair (hair-stylists are evil) and that makes me happy.
Either way, I was after his ass like a bee is after... probably his ass too, since he's a Flowerboy, and he was heading back to town like something evil (because he is) and god knows what was trying to nest in my hair on the way back 'cause even the botanist specialist at the hospital was astounded later.
Then he ran through into town and must have thought I had some sense of modesty, but boy, he was wrong. He tried to lose me by making a pitstop through a restaurant, but wouldn't you know it, I may be small, but I am one fast kid. And I have endurance - someone told me that - so I was on his tail when he pulls his fucking snake out and throws it in my FACE.
Okay, that mother wasn't giant, but she wasn't teeny either, and at some point in the touseling that slithering bastard came back and tried to bite me. I couldn't let that happen, grabbed for behind it's head, but wouldn't you know, snakes are slippery bastards too. It nicked my calf.
Turns out the bitch was poisonous too. And to top it all off? HANAMARU STEPPED ON THE HAT.
Like I said. He's going down.
Oh. Ended up at the hospital after passing out on the streets. Some old fogie dropped me off there, 'corrding to the nurse who pestered me for legal guardians. I also had a nice new shirt when I woke up. Or. Well. It was more like in the room, and maybe belonged to the guy one bed over, but hey, he looked rich, and ain't nobody missing it.
Mmm, ramen-time!
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[August 05, 2006] |
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Hokay. I'm a ho.
( And there are far too many of us, even those of us who aren't I guess official, but yes, let's look at the cast as of now... )
Apologies to those whose characters were utterly mauled by my lack of drawing skills and my use of a pen to draw.
I wanted a height ref-sheet, and while I exaggerated it a bit to see everyone better (and Ichigo, not specifying an actual hieght, got to lay down) this is more or less proof that Raikou is a shrimp and there are lots of people here. *winks*
Secondary note: To persons whose characters did not previously have drawn images that I could easily find - My drawings will suck and not be accurate. Please don't hurt me. ♥
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[August 04, 2006] |
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The wonderful thing about staying up late on the off-days from Academy is you get to sleep in all you want the next day, because you don't have to be up and barely better than passed out at a desk with Iruka or whoever is flavor of the week.
So today sucked, because it wasn't an off day, and I woke up late and had to run to the Academy (not that I minded the running, but all I got on the way out was an apple, and I was saving that damnit) and then... Iruka didn't show again. We had some strange shinobi from, I don't know, probably the backwaters of I-R-Sandland, step in for Iruka and set us up in some timed battles. Which all sucked. Except for the part where the pink-haird kid like, melded with a cat, and the shadow-dude and older guy were fairly fascinating but then I didn't get to see the end of their battle now, did I? No, because Kirara or whatever her name is (Kitari, actually, but whatever) had to open her mouth and loom in all her height and be royally annoying and then the action was over and I ditched Academy for the rest of the day.
Oh yeah.
I "fought" Kitari. I threw a rock. It hit.
...I really don't get this whole "I want to be a ninja" thing when a thrown rock is too great a surprise element. Like what, never gotten into a dirty fight before? Pfft.
Gah! Gottogolandlord---
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